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@whalekeeper

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BROCCOLI!!!!!!! *runs away but sadly trips on a stray piece of broccoli*

@beth-torres HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY BANES! AND I WILL NOT SCHNIFF YOUR NASTEH BROCCOLI!

*still gets cornered by nasteh broccoli even though broccoli was refused* OH NO! It seems I must tell all my secrets. My secrets are… I know some of…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

Well… In truth…. Bilbo… might be my bestie 😶‍🌫️ She also hates avocados, seafood, olives, turkey, onions, and… hmmm. I think those are all the Bilbo banes I can think of. Any of them should work.

@bilbo-baggins

*charges* EAT BROCCOLI! 🥦 SCHNIFF IT. And then tell us your secrets please 🥺

@whalekeeper

She’s scared of broccoli. That might get secrets out 🥦

@whalekeeper

Huhuhu

Name one guinea pig Alfrid. And the one with the fun hair Gandalf. Or perhaps you could simply name both of them Charles.

@whalekeeper

Oh dear me. I AM working on a project… but it is a TOP SECRET project of SECRETNESS. Those are my secrets.

Congratulations for acquiring fifty spoons.

AAHH THOSE GUINEA PIGS ARE SO CUTE

@whalekeeper

I know!!!! It’s crazy!

@ellette-giselle @whalekeeper

Thank you!

It’s a beginner’s chapter book, so not very complicated. I would give it to 6-8-year-olds who love dogs.

(Other KPers can sympathize with me. We’re happy to see you. You are among the first new members in a while.)

@whalekeeper I for one can not, will not, and SHALL NOT sympathize, empathy, or. . . OR MODERNIZE!!!

As a much wiser (but not a third as good looking! 😸) fellow mongoose once said, “Where hobbitses abound, Orcs are to be found!” . . . T…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

Please do! I was unaware that the search for the mods had continued!

@whalekeeper

Wonderful!

Y’all I’ve done it!! We’ve got new Keepers!!! Go check the “Start Here!” There’s a new girl on right now!

@whalekeeper  @koshka  @elishavet-pidyon @keilah-h  @rae @linus-smallprint

@theducktator

@freed_and_redeemed

@loopylin

People are still unable to make new accounts, unfortunately.

Not so, not so! I have spent all afternoon on this and am happy to say I’ve gotten about 20+ accounts up and running!!

@whalekeeper

@whalekeeper @rae @theducktator @keilah-h @loopylin @magnus-orkzyd (you already know about this) @ellette-giselle

Announcing Are you my Person? Scout’s Story

This is my first published work, except I’m the illustrator and not the author. This was a fun oppertunity I thank God for, and the story itself was a lot of fun and well written.

Now mo…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

That isn’t a surprise. You’re a great illustrator. You should let us know when that happens!

Thank you! I plan to post the announcement in a couple of minutes.

Good that you have kept up the writing. I never have acctually read any of your things. I don’t really have the time right now, but one day you will have to convince me to giv…[Read more]

@koshka

Whoa…that sounds chaotic. I didn’t even know people went to college for that.

@whalekeeper

Glad to hear. Community college must be nice because then you’re not so far away from family.

@whalekeeper

love it!

@whalekeeper

I think they’re cute, but know some people with phobias of snakes. What does the rest of your family think of you having one?

What do you like to grow in your garden?

Do you have a favorite story from mythology?

What are your parents like?

What’s something that really annoys you?

@whalekeeper i’m late to the name thing but they’re so cute!!